the 'why' game

Because it's better out than in

Why am I up so late?

 

Because I didnt fart.

Why did I watched Resort Boin?

 

Because you subconsciously deduced that you would need something to ask why about.

Why do I hate chaves and preps?

 

Because they are so hateable

Why is ;D smiling at me?

 

because you have a scar on ya face...

why is the world yellow?

 

Because that's what they decided to call it

Why do I hate humidity?

 

coz it makes your hair look ugly

why do i have the tendency to cram before exams?

 

Because you had to format your internal HDD every Semester.

Why don't people say Goobble Gobble to everyone anymore?

 

because it went from cool to lame

why cant i feel my ass anymore?

 

Because HaseoTOD stole it from you

Why does O plus ~ equals Q?

 

because someone got bored and tried to make things complicated.

why does it feel so good to do what is wrong?

 

Because of Human Freedom!!! and RANDOMNESS!!!

why am I stoping?

 

because randomness is over(mwahahahahaha)

why i shouldnt go to bathroom in school?

 

Because of bad public hygiene
Why do people talk about gross things?

 

Because there's usually nothing else worth talking about.

Why do I feel more comfortable sleeping with my head on a desk than in a bed?

 

Your back is used to that position I guess or you have an uncomfy bed...
Why is there six eights in a deck of 12?

 

.........randomness!!!

Why does randomness feel soooo goood!?!?!!?

 

Because you are random occurrence.

What's with that random thing?

 

He's Starting a meme. Here's mine:

"HaseoTOD FAIL - When Randomness turns Lame!"

 

Well i'll take that as a question, no he's not fail but he isn't random anymore...
Why don't people check dictionaries enough?