the 'why' game

Up a tree

Why is it so damn hot?

 

Because seph commandeth so.

Why must I om nom nom nom?

 

Because thats the way to go

Why is this game a why game in which we must ask why?

 

Because the 'ask a stupid question' topic was just not enough
Why is the sky red on a summer's eve?

 

It's got to have something with Earth's position and Sun ray refraction
Why do we have colored eyes?

 

It helps with colour reccognition I think
Why is there a qwerty keyboard?

 

Because when mechanical typewriters were used in the past, seasoned typists typed so fast that mechanics jammed, so engineers decided to rearrange the keys in sequence that most often used combination of keys are widely separate to increase time needed to hit the (most of the) keys.

Why do I have to spoil everything by answering correctly instead of making up some witty answer?

 

So you can have some unwitty question to ask the next person.

Why's the sky blue during the day, but black at night?

 

Because it can

why do aligators have all them teeth and no tooth brush

 

Because they spend so much time in the water it's like mouth wash
Why is there no green yogurt?

 

Becouse it just cant!

Why there are some jerks in this world?

 

Because their fathers didn't jerk off.

Why are there (still) other ROMs sites besides Romulation?

 

cause it is

why a people purple

 

Because a piper pickled pomegranate
Why is mongoose a vehicle and animal

 

Because they are cousins

Why am I drinking fruit juice?

 

Because calvin will drink it if you dont. (where's calvin!?!!?)

why is the gatlinggun-shooting-the-wall animated picture so fun to watch?!!

 

Because it's got a big ass gun in it

Why does that sad wookie want a cookie?

 

Because when he's blue he's a cookie monster (A play on words there...)
Why does red v.s blue ever come into mind...

 

Because ur thinking of halo

Why is everything being stupid today?

 

Cause you are one.. ;D

Why is he asking me that?