the 'why' game

Because head635 likes cheese
Why the fsck is there a fly in my soup?!

 

Because it crash landed crash souped.

Why my download don't sneeze when it freezes?

 

Because it was iced.

Why do i feel annoyed?

 

Because of me?
Why did I?

 

because of me!
why did him?

 

Because of the other guy.

Why did i bother answering that?

 

why DID u?
what?

 

Who knows...

Why it seems like they are fans of that miss Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII)

 

really?
why did my name change to an even crazier text?

 

To laugh at those without copy and paste
Why does my keyboard taste funny?

 

Because you tasted it.

YA - HA !!
...
Why i keep saying "YA - HA !!" ???

 

Because you have tourrettes
Why so apple?

 

because there aint no oranges

why do i get so distracted when im spouse to be doing homwork?

 

because you have no sence of contal... or bordom gets to you...

why am i even in this thread posting ?

 

because aliens are controlling your mind hahah

Why do po-lice piss me off so much?

 

b/c you have to go sometime.

How many years until Miss USA SC learns to speak proper English?

 

She speaks english?

Why is the pope always old as shit.

 

Because he sits in the bath too long
Why am I watching TV?

 

Because there mustn't be anything else to do

Why me?

 

Because you are just that cool! c|-(^.^)-b
Where's the phumb?