the 'why' game

Because it's an old meme, look on encyclopedia dramatica about it
Why vroom when you can smish?

 

because vrooom makes a kewler noise.
why isnt this fun?

 

because you dont make it fun
why whoosh?

 

Because that's what ejaculation sounds like off a 30 story building....
Why go crazy?

 

becuase crazy people go to a mental hospitol instead of a prison if you do something bad.
why do i hear a banging noise?

 

Because you shook your head and your brain is rattling around in your head.

Why is there no screening process to sign up for RomUlation?

 

A frog said no to it...
Where is mr.frog now?

 

at disney laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
why did cjdogger break da roolz?

 

because hes a rule breaker

why dident santa come?

 

santa did come you were too busy eatin pie to notice

why did I not find happiness in the bottom of the box like I asked for?

 

You ate it
Where's the muppet?!

 

in yor ass
why did he break the ruolz agian?

 

I Dunno lol ¯\(°_o)/¯
Who 'dat?

 

ME DAT

why cant i find anything funny to ask

 

coz you to stupid to make smothing funny

why israel attack palestina? xD

 

Because Palestines Name is longer

Why cant we breath in Lava

 

Because it's very burny.

Why do spiders have legs and no wings?

 

Because it would make their life too easy.

Why do crappy food taste like gourmet when you're starving?

 

because when someone is starving there is no crappy food or spoil food until he finds out that what he had eaten is crappy or sometimes spoil

why does bird flies?

 

because they have wings

why is the earth still here?