The "thief" game

i steal youre hair ! gl baldy

 

I steal Jin Kazama's hair and shave off those stupid emo bangs.

Then I steal your face.

 

Kay.

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I steal your attraction to women.

 

... I have nothing to live for.

So I'll steal your purpose in life.

 

i steal youre ability to copy my phrases !

 

I steal your bat and do to you what Keiichi did to Satoko's uncle.

 

... I love you.

Edit: For the Higu-reference.

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I steal your want of faces.

 

fine ill take all youre memories considering higurashi...
and kill you the way shion did to satoko !

 

... Damn you and your 1-upping...

I steal your biometal and trade it for Biometal O.

 

then i steal biometal O ,and trade it for biometal A

 

Then I steal Biometal A, and trade it for Omega.

 

yo uca nsteal biometal A..biometal A steals everythign from you !!
wel lactually..copies

 

I steal your logic and beat you with it.

The 'logic' being my fist... and your bat, which I stole.

 

i steal your ecomba tskills...
and kill youre house...with my axe

 

... I kill your fire.

Then I steal your soul.

 

my assassin friend will steal my soul back !

 

Too bad I ALREADY ATE IT!!!!

I steal your assassin's soul.

 

I steal your zero.

 

... I steal your anal virginity.

 

ùy assassin has no soul....i steal youre soul reaver