The "thief" game

steal ☆ in your personal text

 

I will steal all hope from you, and everyone else on this planet.

 

I steal your sword

 

i wanna steal ur ass

 

steal you purple and pink hair

 

I steal your wings... while you're flying.

 

I steal the wings... and fry them.

 

I steal your red hair.

Devil: ... and strangle you with it.

 

I steal your heart... and give it to a lion.

 

I steal that lion's heart and throw it in your face.

 

EEEUUGH!!

I steal your shirt to clean myself from all the blood.

 

I steal my shirt back and take it to the dry cleaners.

 

I steal your money so you can't pay for the dry-cleaners.

 

I'd steal your hair... So you look funny...

 

I steal yours so you do too.

 

I steal your panties and give them to the store owner so I can clean my shirt.

'Cuz it just so happens that the owner is a notorious perv.

 

*slaps Corr*

YOU'RE THE GODDAMN PERV FOR TAKING THEM OFF ME!

Steals panties back.

 

I'd steal your panties and make it look like Corriger did it.

 

*slaps Corr*

STOP DOING THAT!

I'd steal your panties from your drawer to replace mine.

 

OWWW!

What did I do!?

I steal your skirt and burn it in retaliation.