The "thief" game

I steal your hat

 

I'll steal your teddy bear.

 

Uh... I steal your shirt?

 

I'll steal your EYEBROWS!

 

... Curse my voluptuous eyebrows...

I steal... your chair...

 

I'll steal your fancy jacket.

 

I steal your hair clips.

 

I steal your face. You can keep the eyebrows, sir.

 

... I'm cool with that.

I steal your candies.

 

I steal back my candies.

Those are for belly stuffin', boy.

 

... Oh yeah.

I steal your... er... hat.

 

i steal your manhood

 

I punch you in the face before you get the chance and then steal your face.

 

I'll be taking that.

 

... Awww....

I steal your magic and use it to take over the world.

 

I need that, though...

I steal my magic back and give you my avatar character's freakishly huge breasts. Take over the world with those.

 

... Eh heh heh...

I'm good with the boobs...

 

Good. ;D

I steal your manhood, then.

 

o_o

... It's always either the eyebrows or my manhood...

 

Let's change it up a bit, then.

I steal your Michael Jackson nose.