The "thief" game

I replace it with a better evilness and then steal your pants.

 

I will steal your evilness and change it with happiness

 

I'll replace it with an even BETTER evil and steal your hat.

 

owww come on is that you don't like happiness?

I will steal your avatar so you can't go evil!

 

I'll steal your hand, so you'll stop saluting.

 

I'll steal your asymmetry so you can feel better about yourself.

 

I'll steal your sadness, so you can do the same.BTW, thanks.

 

Awesome. Now all that is left is RAGE!!!!

I steal your jacket and give you my purple one.

 

I'll steal your 'bowns and give you my other ones.

 

... But I liked my 'brows...

I steal your... wallet.

 

I'l steal...Your money.Who needs a wallet anyway?I didn't even know I had one.

 

I steal...

YOUR FACE.

 

I steal...your PINGAS!

 

I steal my PINGAS back and give you back your face...

 

I would steal your RAGE.

 

Awesome. Now I have nothing but apathy. Now I can kill more efficiently.

I steal your apathetic face to amplify my newly-obtained apathy.

 

uh uh uh I'll steal your strawberry jam so I can go eat my breakfast

 

I'll steal your breakfast!

 

I steal your Apathy, now you're nothing.So GIVE MY FACE BACK!!!!Please?

 

Awesome. Now all that is left is aimal instinct, and it's telling me to kill.

I steal your cat and give you back your face, then I make the cat breed with Man-Bear-Pig.