The "thief" game

I would steal the above, including your steal, then your hair.

 

All of the above, then I would steal your masculinity.

 

All the above, then YOUR mascuinirty, and your Femininity too!HAH!

 

All of the above, minus the femininity, and your obsession with symmetry and (indirectly) your identity.

 

All of the above, throw your femininity back at you, then steal your Guitar Hero!HA!

 

I'd steal all of the above, give you my femininity, and steal the Guitar Hero back and smash it over your head, then get a real guitar and learn how to play it.

 

Steal all of the above, including the guitar and the smash, smash 'em against your head, and play the smashed guitar since I got Mad Skillz.

 

I steal all of the above, and your soul, and your FACE.

 

i steal ur ability to write ha

 

I steal your ability to be Yuki Nagato.

 

I steal your hair...and sell it

 

I steal you're hair... And make a wig.

 

i steal you're hair... and do nothing with it

 

I steal the hair you stole and sell it to Lex Luthor.

 

i steal your eyebrows and put them on ebay

 

I steal eBay so I can take my eyebrows back.

 

I steal the 100 dollar from your pants and give it back later

 

i steal the 100 dollars that you stole

 

now i cant give it back

steal 100 dollar back + another 100 dollar from you for myself

 

great now i can steal 300 dollar from you! thanks