The "thief" game

I would counter that action.

 

I steal your counter.

 

I steal the table cloth... ;D

 

I stael your money. But only if it's in £ because changing currency is a pain.

 

I steal your access to the internet so you can't steal anything back =P

 

I steal that internet you stole so I can have TWO internets!

 

i would steal your internet and the internet you stole so i can have 3 and you 0

 

I steal your internet along with my internet and the other internet that I stole plus the internet that was stolen by Taken4life.

Then I'd steal your soul and trap it in the Spectral Plane so it would have to fend for itself from the monsters.

 

i steal nothing because i think i cant...
*crying*

 

I steal your soul back from the Spectral Plane and give it back to you, so you can stop crying.

 

I steal you're air so you can't breathe

 

I steal your air as a substitute.

... EWWWW!!! NEVER MIND!! I STEAL MY AIR BACK INSTEAD!!!!

 

Steal your air back and trap it in a rocket and send it into space.

 

steals his dashing good looks :

 

I steal you and take you home.

 

i steal all the belongings in your house and run away

 

I steal your pants while you run away, making you trip and fall on your face, then I look around to make sure no one saw that and drag you back inside.

 

I'll steal the counter that you stealed, and steal your name, hen change it to Coringa, and give it back to you, being that the Joker's portuguese name!HAH!

 

I steal your avatar so that you do not have ID.

 

I steal your use of capital letters.