The "thief" game

I would steal your duck nose

 

I steal the girl in your avvie.

 

I steal your avatars pony tail!

 

D:
I steal it back!

 

I steal your avatars dress. >;D

 

You perv!
*Steals it back*

 

Aaw... Steals your undergarments. >

 

D:<
I steal your ability to steal stuff!

 

I stea- OH SHI-! At least I still have your undergarments...

 

I steal 'em back!
and since I have your stealing ability...I feel like stealing them back from me...*Dies due to a paradox that makes no sense*

 

*sneaks up to you and sucks in Iskallos's awesome healing ability Kirby style* I steal your corpse and sell it to necrophilliacs for money!

 

*Respawns*

I steal the money you just made!

 

B-b-but... Oh well, I guess you deserve it after being given teh sex by many necrophiles, consider it your payment for being a dead hooker.

Steals your cookiez!

 

What cookies?

I steal your nonexistent cookies.

 

I steal your cakez! Oh wait that's a lie... I steal your pie, the pie is never a lie!

 

NO, NOT THE PIE, ANYTHING BUT THE PIE!
*Steals it back*

 

YES THE PIE, NOTHING BUT THE PIE! *steals pie that was stolen back*

 

Well, you're persistent!
I steal your wings!

 

They aren't wings, they're artificial super dooper aliooper peices of broken glass infused with pure evil and rabbid fluffy kittens wearing mini skirts!

*steals your ability to play childrens card games*

 

I steal your self-control!


Oh shoot, what did I just do?!