The swap game, from a paperclip to a ...

I'll swap your night vision scope for a M40 A1 sniper rifle

 

I swap the sniper rifle for a nuke.
BTW, this actually happened to a guy in canada who changed all the way from a paperclip to an apartment to an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a movie role to end with a 2 story house. No kidding right there. It appeared in Ripleys.

 

I swap your nuke for a petri dish of the newest strain of swine flu.

 

Isn't this about the guy who swapped a red paperclip for bigger and moar things until he got a two-storey house?
True story!
I swap the petri dish containing brand new swine flu strain (comes with Wi-Fi!) for a day in the life of a president.

 

I swap the day in life on Obama (YA MAN) for a stack of Salami.

 

I swap your stack of Salami for Tower Bridge.

 

i swap tower bridge for TWEWY

 

I swap TWEWY for ownership of the Eiffel Tower for a year.

 

I'l swap your ownership of the Eiffel Tower for a cup of water. (IM THIRSTY)

 

I swap your cup of water for a knife

 

I swap your knife for yer jyerb