The Psychological game

because u got trained by two monkeys

why and i obsessed with boobs??

 

because they posseses lots of milk so in that case you like milk don't you

why must i type to ask?

 

Because this is the complete opposite of asking.

Why do people have wet dreams?

 

Because they have shmexy thoughts

why do i like chickens so much

 

Because they're both good and bad to society.

Why do the chickens rule the world without an iron fist?

 

because everyone loves eating eat!

why must we ask?

 

to have answers

whats the point of this?

 

dunno dun care...

why must my brother read out loud what i am typing now...

 

coz he must be a big *beep*

whats the point of nachos?

 

because we have cheese

why are men a bother?

 

Because we enjoy annoying women.
Why do i find it amusing to annoy my wife?

 

because it's so sweet.

why am i feeling gooey because my crush talked to me?

 

Yes
Should I take up Revenge? or No revenge on my Cheating Ex?

 

Revenge is always the best.
Why do i feel like murdering my poodle?

 

Cuz you didn't take your pills today

Why is my computer always freezing when I have more than one process running?

 

cuz the process is in the frigde

why i have a late night insomnia?

 

Because if you had it during the day, it wouldn't be Insomnia.
Why do i love to make fires?

 

because you have a cold heart

why does school suck?

 

because life sucks. why do people pull the wings off flies

 

because mosquito's wings are too small

Why do i find random things funny