The Psychological game

Because they can do it themselves and/or they can't listen to other songs because they are so expensive (to them)

Why do i constantly dis people when they are right in front of me?

 

Because you can't dis people when they're behind you.

Why don't I get the money I deserve?

 

Get the job you deserve :3

Why am I addicted to this :3 smiley?

 

because peanut butter is good =P

Why cant i eat my own poo?

 

Cuz you would die of E. Coli.

Why is the world against me!!! -sobs and slits wrists-

 

because youre emo

y doesnt yoda pwn evry1?

 

Because I like pancakes. ._.

Why do I like pancakes? ;o

 

because of kirby

y is kirby girly pink?

 

Because he is gay.

When is the end of days?

 

in the night

why is it called end of days?

 

night is copyrighted

why do i need easymac?

 

You don't.

What is easymac?

 

The opposite of hardmac.

Why am I "hopeful"?

 

hope is a lie.

using exactly 1000 words, tell me why i should care?

 

1:I don't know 1000: I don't care if you don't care

what does a computer do?

 

it lets you see "fun" images right at home~!

what is my definition on "fun"?

 

PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf did i jus say *facepalm flurry*

 

because youre hungry...
are you hungry?

 

yes

why do like eating but im not fat?

 

Because Fat lives in Ohio
Q: Why do I have sudden urges to rip my clothes off and moonwalk?