*The Post Office SUCKS!* The game of mystery mail!

...LULZWTFAREYOUAPIECEOFBACON?

-Guy who is at a mad house.

 

Real Estate Retailer

Hello. We have been wondering, would you like to buy a house?

 

I already own 1515315313531 houses.

-Mr.Bill Gates.

 

So? I own OVER 9000!

Vegeta

 

I don't belive in anime.

-Looney Tunes fan.

 

OMGLOL! ANIME!?!?!?! I LOVE ANIME!

Omg hai ^___^ Im (Insert ghey wap name here)-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^


When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!


KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!


he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


If you say ANYTHING related to that, please commit hara-kiri. Thank you.


-Weeaboo

 

...Huh?

-Maka-chan.

 

Maka-chan

TL DR ppl shall die..

 

Sorry, what?

Blind person.

 

BRAIL TYPING HERE....

Teal Deer: Navi...

 

Don't disrespct our name.

-Nävi

 

Lolfag, a cripple guy joined your ranks, destroyed your huge tree, etc etc, and you blame me? Lolfag?
I don't even LIKE Avatar! It sucked!

-Critic

 

I shall order a bunch of 3D things, including Titanic, after you.How could you!?

-James Cameron.

 

Dear James Cameron

We have Leonardo DiCaprio's dead body hanged on your doorknob

Mafia boss

 

WOOF!

 

Dearsh Dogysh:
Rawrsh.

SHy person.

 

Dear shy person

Meet me at the alley. Or we'll rape and kill your daughter

 

Lol....
I don't have a daughter...

 

I'm not daughter.I"MMATHEFRIKIN"HULK!!!!

-Hulk.

 

Wonderwoman:

Hai!