The Petition Game

I oppose that... unless we also petition for no throwing up and loss of brain cells.

 

I Petition for all Police officers to be banned from Doughnut shops, coffee establishments & generally mooching on business owners.

 

i petition for more cookies

 

I petition for people to stop doing stupid, random petitions on the internet.

 

I Petition for a personal sidekick

 

I petition for a better hand held for the DS other than the DSi

 

I second that!

 

I petition for a Posh butler to stop me from drinking alchohol

 

i petition ... for a banjo kazzoie on wii instead of xbox

 

I petition Stacy's mom to be played in all elivators

 

i petition for a 8GB micro SD for my r4

 

I petition for :3

 

i petition to know what :3 means in cjdogger post :S

 

I think nobody will ever know...
I petition for DNA modification so there can be catgirls A_A

 

I petition against the government (ANTI CORRUPTION!)

 

i petition that haseoTOD wuld learn the definition of petition

 

I petition that I be locked up from the rest of the world, so people are safe from my lame jokes.

 

I petition for everybody to drive cars that go boop-doo-duh-duh-doooooo~

 

i petition for everyone to listen to my grandma's lame jokes

 

I petition for Nintendo to support DS homebrew.