The Perfect Date

I drive an Autobot, and you missed the Porsche.

 

I won't go on a date until I can just date a giant penis with smaller penises on it or something to that effect.

 

What is the emote for cutting flesh? Cheers Ublydank you make nothing seem like nothing nothing again. Would you like chips or grease..chips or grease...chips or grease...
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have we all gone mad..WTF!!

 

you lost me

 

Cheers

 

Roxy the sex robot. Who would need anything else?

 

There's no such thing as perfect

 

I pick tehuber1337 up in my 2002 maroon Chrysler Sebring sedan. He is impressed by my ride, and comments on it in a breathy, sexy voice as I lead him to the passenger side door. He reaches out to pull the door open, but I suddenly slam it back shut and block his escape with my large, muscular frame.

"I didn't come here to give you a ride to dinner. Well, not that sort of ride at least."

The panic in tehuber1337's eyes quickly changes into lust as I yank his pants down and throw myself onto the dewy evening grass.

"Sit on my face, bitch!" I say. He complies.

He groans softly as he forces out a fart from between his quivering cheeks, and I take the sexy gas into my mouth and swallow, and I can hardly stop a moan from escaping my mouth as I burp the fart back into his rectum. Back and forth, we pass the fart. Faster and faster. "Facepoppies...I'm gonna...I'm gonna HHHNNNGGGGG!" he cries as tehuber1337's butthole explodes in a mess of chunky waste. At the same time, I feel a load of hot, saucy bile force its way up my throat, and I spray my vomit and our love fluids mix together in a symphony of ecstasy.

Exhausted, he slowly pulls himself back up and turns to me with a smile. "Is it too late to go and grab some Italian?"
We both laugh, and walk hand and hand into the clouds above.

 

The power of a professional writer is frightening indeed.

 

Me and the girl of my dreams go out walking in a cool clear sunny cloudless day we chat as we walk.We then hit a place to eat Not a Fancy ass expensive restaurant but a more low maintenance place like a Diner or a place like McDonald's or Burger King.We then would come to my place or her place we cuddle together and play some Games together.That make me happy........

 

Guys whats a tehuber????

 

tehuber1337 pretty much translates into "the super elite" - teh is a mispelling of "the", uber is the german word for "super" and 1337 or LEET is an internet term that means elite.

Also, I think I remember FacePoppies from somewhere....

Oh right, he's that guy who called me a chick on IRC.

...greetings!

 

As long as there is roofie (Rohypnol for you SDAIMU) and the dinosaur tehuber mentioned, it'll be perfect.