The One-Sentence Story Game

Chuck Norris then said, "God dammit, this is the third time this week," and roundhouse kicked the void to restart the universe.

 

As this was happening a killjoy appeared to inform Chuck that kicking things doesn't always fix them.

 

But then Chuck Norris kicked him out of existence thus fixing him.

 

Then Raziel, who was still alive even though the universe went explody, devoured the dead killjoy's soul.

 

As the universe fixed itself due to Chucks kick, a schoolchild taunted Raziel about his lack of lower jaw.

 

Then Raziel ate the child's soul as well, but didn't like the taste and spat it back out.

 

As the soul sat on the floor in a lump, Professor Layton creeps out of the corner to have a closer look.
"Speaking of creatures with no lower jaws nomming souls and spitting them back out, I have a puzzle for you!"

 

Raziel says, "O RLY?" and materializes his symbiotic weapon, the Soul Reaver.

 

but soon was killed in touhou lunatic class bullet hell

 

And was trapped in the Spectral Plane for devouring souls without a legitimate reason, aside from "I was hungry".

 

meanwhile in Hell there was an overlord looking at his sword

 

He was crying because his sword was broken by some punk kid named "Dante".

 

and now he planned to do the same whle wearing red speedos

 

Then Heihachi, having been blown up AGAIN, randomly flew into the overlord, killing the demon; Heihachi then stood up and walked back to the Human Realm because he can survive shit like that.

 

Unfortunately on his way back to the human world a gigantic, flaming meteorite created entirely from Vicodin pills slammed into him.

 

Heihachi was blown back into the Demon World and had to start over again.

 

then heihachi said "Ha i must be invincible" and started walking to the human realm again singing "I'm invincible
"

 

Because in the end, if an old guy can survive getting thrown off a cliff, face planted through a thick stone wall and slammed into the ground below, and being blown up, all without the aid of the Devil Gene, then you are f***ing invincible.

 

But then he was shot to death by a penguin

 

then the penguin ate him.