The One-Sentence Story Game

but the robot monkey whas hungry so he ate it

 

Then threw his metallic Goku poop.

 

An unfortunate passerbyer got hit in the head with it.

 

Then the passerbyer told phoenix wright what happend.

 

Edgeworth asked "Why ask him, when you should be suing the monkey for all its worth?"

 

"OBJECTION!," Phoenix yells, "Let me check for his Psyche-Locks with my Mitama," as he reaches for the Mitama in his pocket.

 

And finds it's not there.

 

then he cry because he lost it

 

*Edgeworth grins in the background*

 

"Oh, Edgey-poo~ What are you grinning about?", says Old Bag while twisting her waist from side to side.

 

"Oh, nothing," said Edgeworth, his grin turning into a malicious sneer.

 

"I just 'found' some 'evidence'" he said

 

"OBJECTION!" yells Franziska von Karma, "Only foolish fools would foolishly 'find' any foolish 'evidence' dropped by a foolish fool!" she continues, all the while whipping the monkey and the unfortunate passerby with her whip.

 

*Phoenix walks in wide eyed*

 

Then he says "This.... is.... SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!" and kicks a random guy down a Pit of Death that conveniently appeared out of nowhere for the sake of the joke.

 

Then everyone questions the Pit of Death that conveniently appeared in the courtroom.

 

An an ominous voice replies, "It was for the sake of the joke" and makes the Pit disappear.

 

Everyone looks around like "Who the f*** said that"

 

Then the ominous voice says "Screw you all, I have money!" and the jury spontaneously combusted into green flames.

 

Then,the world blew up.