The One-Sentence Story Game

but gawd squished it

 

but it came but with the almighty god

 

then mario killed god with the power of the stars, and his knowledge of plumbing

 

and then luigi shot mario in the back of the head with a shotgun that nathan drake gave him because luigi was feed up with marios bullshit of how hes better then luigi

 

But Mario comes back alive as a zombie and shits in Luigi's mouth, and says "WHO THE F*CKS BETTER NOW! I CANT HEAR YOU!!"

 

and everyone is paralyzed at the awesomeness of zombie mario btw i drew this

 

...

We get the Zombie Squad to kill that picture...

 

But then out of nowwhere Chris Redfield appeared.

 

and ate a big cheeseburger

 

made by brock from pokemon

 

But his pokemon shoved a finger up brock's ass to prevent him from dating officer josie(?).

 

and came out something huge...

 

It was pikachu on drugs.

 

Then Grunty said, "....and thats your pikachu on drugs, any questions?"

 

"Aaargh!" Brock screamed, "You're the devil!"

 

Then grunty pulled out his fuel rod cannon and said, "...and I'll send you strait to hell!"

 

only to be knocked out by keroro squad

 

Then the keroro squad smiled, satisfied - but their satisfaction was not to last...

 

as grunty awoke and stuck them with plasma grenades.

 

But, by mistake, he threw the adowable wittle bunny grenades instead...