The One-Sentence Story Game

He had Kirby themed balloons and cake, the pinata looked Mario...

 

Too bad nobody came on the count of him being gay. (>T^T)>

 

But then everyone showed up anyway since everyone knows that Mario isn't gay....

 

Luigi stepped out & admitted that his brother was addicted to Dope all these years.

 

Meanwhile.... Mario "Give me my money", Yoshi "But... but... I can pay you back, I just need some time", Mario "Shuttupa your face, you use my drugs and the disrespect me with lies? I'll let my goomba friends have a little talk with you...", Yoshi "Nooooooooo!".

 

Yoshi said, " This time will be different, Mario, I promise. I just need one more fix and then I'm done...... I swear."

 

The next day Yoshi was found dead due to an overdose...

 

Fortunately Yoshi's family all live together on Yoshi Island, so they set up a military defense...

 

Boshi was selected to be the Commander of the Yoshi troops.

 

Waylonn fired the yoshi bum-eggs!

 

Then the island exploded....and it rained Yoshi body parts....

 

One evil died but at the sacrifice of many others, but WeeGee was very happy...

 

Because he now has Peach all to himself.

 

All the beds in Mushroom Kingdom were broken in a month so Peach sent Luigi on the feared quest of 'Shopping'!

 

but then aliens from the movie, "The Thing"(which is the best movie ever) destroyed bed bath and beyond

 

A big game over screen chased Luigi...

 

Then all of a sudden the "Game Over" screen came to a halt.....shuddered.....and then turned into......

BLUE SCREEN of DEATH!

 

which makes everything more epic

 

. Meanwhile on RomUlation, a dreadful plot was about to unfold...