The One-Sentence Story Game

except 1... who was a jew

 

a jew named jack black.

 

who made games of rock, which suck

 

And this jew was head of the Romu-Mafia.

 

Then superman came back saying "i like MEN!".

 

After he flew away again, the head of romu-mafia screamed!

 

He screamed because someone ate all his rom-crackers, so he yelled, "next time gadget, NEXT TIIIIMMEEEEE!!"

 

and the large amount of IIIIIIII's and EEEEEEE's summoned the grammar queen to behead him.

 

Which she did with a blood-curdling war cry and a shout of "Off with their head!!!!".

 

after the head offing the all randomly decided they should do the moonwalk, then out of nowhere cheezeman appears!

 

And he started the Resurrection of Michael Jackson, to prepare the ULTIMATE moonwalk.

 

then tom hanks said, "god help us all"

 

But God wouldn`t help at all, because cheezeman had a contract with the Devil himself.

 

Then, out of nowhere, Jackie Chan attacks cheezeman

 

But cheezeman defeats Jackie chan, which turns out to be an evil alien thingy, jackie chan thanks cheezeman and the world is saved

 

then grunty got the beer and started a party!

 

but then grunty got pwned in the face with a falcon pawnch from out of nowherr

 

Then thinking quickly, Grunty opened up a portal and went to another dimension, where up is down and down is up.

 

then a genius named Jackmicheasonl figured out that in that land there is no middle

 

and then all heck broke loose when an army of stormtroopers came in