The One-Sentence Story Game

And got run over by a truck

 

but was magically okay because he had been wearing his lead suit that day

 

that melted in two seconds when jesus appeared to him with his shining aura.

 

For only 3 seconds and He's gone, no witnesses no evidence, just pure miracle.

 

Then superman comes and yells 'i like men'' for no apparent reason

 

Then Grunty appeared and said, "Hes a qweer-o-sexual get him!"

 

then randomly fainted.

 

and exploded in a great ball of fire.

 

And...damn it...look who`s next coming in - t-t-this CAN`T BE !

 

Its none other than.... the ghost of Charles Manson!

 

then vanished into thin air, as...

 

...he farts and left the Room .

 

only to re-enter the room and fart once more. (what a rude ghost)

 

then came back with a whole family and started farting together.

 

I suddenly realized how much of an idiot I was...I forgot to pick up the bottle of vodka he left when this all started!

 

Where upon ghost Manson family creates a portal straight to the bottle of vodka... with their farts. *british accent*

 

and from the portal comes little elves, to destroy your funiture.

 

And to step on your balls.

 

And Peter Pan appeared in the Portal, with his wooden Sword in Hand, screaming: "Fight, my little Elves. Crush the Manson Family, let them eat duuuuuuuuuuuuust!"

 

but when they disappeared