The One-Sentence Story Game

and the __ that appered __ the __ of __.

 

The __ that appeared went meow.

 

Then it went to a night club so __ can watch strippers fondle with each other.

 

but the ____ suddenly turned into a cat!!!

 

Then the cat made a loud and eerie moan of pleasure that made onlookers feel extra horny, therefore rendering them sexually active, humping anything and everyone they see, smell, touch, hear and taste with overdeveloped groins which happened to be nothing more than mere glowsticks that wa actually a genetic mutation caused by the hydrogen bomb which the eminent leader of the Galactic Federation, Xenu, detonated in a volcano on Earth and wiped out the entire tetha race but their spirits lived on in every other living creature and due to this cataclysmic event, made every human on this pathetic planet sexually challenged and miraculously, after eons of genetic transmutation, rendered them sterile and void of all physical pleasures.

 

Then the ____ became as funny as k9112009.

 

in another human dimension....

 

where all uncles are gay, which meant there were....

 

lezbos and homoz...

 

All thought it was OK until gay Chuck Norris showed up

 

then everyone gasped and screamed, "Oh noes! All our base are belong to Chuck Norris!"

 

then Bruce Lee jumped out and said fix'd its my base

 

when all of the worlds population ganged up on them but stilled got owned since they're so awesome because

 

k9 is one 1337 starcraft playa...

 

but is defeated bt a virus

 

Which I made but now it got out of hand

 

I turned everyone into mindless zombie things and i was the last man on earth (apparently) until i get the cure, give it to some chick that saved me, look at the butterfly and blow myself up

 

Then I started singing YMCA

 

Hobbos then came to me and offered them to sing with me till they knocked me out and stole all my possesions

 

but superman came and catch the hobbos and gave you back your possesions