The One-Sentence Story Game

The scientist were amazed that crying cured global warming.

 

and started to cry too

 

and Link is stillllll smoking that cig.

 

who was crushed by the awesomeness of dhanash's appearance

 

And then he started to cry.

 

all the tears flooded the earth and caused us all of evolve into tear creatures

 

then the sun blew up and caused us to become fire beings and we all got psp and started hacking them but then the blew up and we all died and were reborn as ants

 

under the rule of the great dhanash

 

then the war against the great dhanash has began

 

the dhanash war lasted a long time and dhanash finally died for good and people cheered and shit and made a video game of it that's so epic it made people shit from their mouths.

 

but a lot of parents wanted the game to be discontinued because of the abnormal effects it infected to their children

 

But society didn't give a damn so more people started shitting from their mouths and now have to eat with their anus.

 

Meanwhile, haseoTOD was wondering what the hell happened to this thread, then he started to lick himself.

 

As Haseo started to lick himself, the thread ~mysteriously~ came alive!

 

When Haseo started licking other people's nether areas, though, the police ~mysteriously~ arrested him.

 

Then, all of a sudden, a giant twinkie fell from the sky!

 

a fat guy came out of nowhere and eats the twinkie and then he explodes

 

then everyone eats the remains of the fat guy from the sidewalks and buildings

 

but the fat guy had eaten shit pills to so people started shitting out of every hole in the body

 

but was cured and the world returned to normal