The One-Sentence Story Game

And then rose from the grave and suicide bombed haters.

 

but didn't kill dhanash cause he was good

 

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow...

 

that's why i use swords said dhanash

 

so I got in a sword fight with dhanash and won.

 

Then everyone went down on me.. 8)

 

and say "life is sucks"

 

but then dhanash rose up with the omni slash!

 

But --life-sucks-- countered it with a roundhouse kick to the throat

 

but it didnt do anything to dhanash who pulled out rebellion

 

and was mercilessly killed by his own clone

 

but then everyone realised he was sparda's other son and couldnt die and went straight into devil mode

 

But Sparda's long lost son came out of nowhere and shat brix until it made a brixhouse and pwned everyone including himself with no apparent reason.

 

Then a rhino demolished a wall of the brixhouse and transformed into Rhinolmao.

 

Then the Rhinolmao was actually a transformer and fell in love with the rhino and got married and had kids and lived happily ever after.

 

but wait...the rhino had its own secrets.....it was SUPER RHINO!!

 

Everyone including Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, Barack Obama, and House gasped.

 

As they saw it wasn't a super rhino but just a small hamster

 

But then after more observing, the small hamster was just a black dragon

 

suddenly the lights went off