The One-Sentence Story Game

plant more than 200 trees every week but forte kept on cutting them down to fund his cause for

 

killing people. He loved to kill. But he was trying to end his habit so he started to cut trees. But

 

meganova forced him to kill, over and over again...

 

until Chuck Norris came and took the credit, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Unless...

 

David Carradine beat the hell out of him...

 

But Billy Mays came out of nowhere and oranged glo'd Carradine until Carradine was orange and glowing

 

and suddenly...on 99/99/9999....omgwut change his name to....Oh My Goodness!!What??!!....

 

And got an email from his brother that said: "Aliens and monsters are attacking at my place!"

 

but omgwut got to white house at the center of his...

 

HUG TOWER THAT WILL STOP THE HUMENS FROM PREVENTING IT FROM GLOW AND SMOKE.

 

But suddenly..on 88/88/8888...omgwut make a new history by changing his own sex....

 

AND PUT SCIENCE IN ME AND MADE ME LIVE AND STRONG AND BIG NOW I MAKE YOU AND GORDON FREEMAN HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

 

But....he found guilty by the Miami police office named...Gumshoe...

 

BUT THEN I FOUGHT FOR FREEDOME AND TRICKED COMBINES INTO SHOOTING YOUR HUMENS

 

But actually, the 'real' people decided to hide from the caps abusing omgwut and plan to anhillate him with the ultimate weapon...

 

BUT THEN JOHN FREEMAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE GORDON FREEMAN'S BROTHER SHOT WEPON AT REAL PEPLE WHILE DUCKED BULLETS AND RACKETS

 

Suddenly, a new player inserted a token to join the battle and it was...the next poster of this thread

 

JOHN FREEMAN GAVE NEW PLAYER WEPON AND SHOT HEADCRAB ZOMBIES AND COMBINES UNTIL THEY GOT SCARRED AND RANNED BACK TO THE DARK MAN, WHO MADE THE HUG TOWER GLOW AND SMOKE

 

Heavily suddenly a real person killed omgwut by using his lazer cannon of doom!!! (sorry about the SMS talk before)

 

who had an awesome funeral and memorial