The One-Sentence Story Game

but then your dad came and said not to get you it

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


sad face

 

so you started to cry

 

and defecate all over the lawn

 

(you sure like to defecate) then the dude from saw IV came up behind you

 

and gave you a game that you wanted but...

 

i had to sew my own legs back on with part of this topic

 

So that I cut them off again and cook them for all the pokemon that are still in the forbidden forest.

 

but then you remember you cant cook

 

so instead he ate it all raw because he was a black dragon

 

but he turned pink at the sight of pandas

 

which attracted all the girls

 

the she-males that is

 

but he didnt know that

 

he also didn't complain about it

 

because he liked what they were doing to him

 

and then suddenly Superman arrived to

 

kill everyone

 

who ate the apples and became immune to apple cider vinegar, but not the goey syrup-ey kind

 

but then he saw motty's avatar and tried to decode it but failed terribly and retreated to a alittle corner where he shivered like a little homeless kid