The One-Sentence Story Game

One of the rookie detectives upon seeing such craziness, immediately vomited all over the senior detectives shoes, resulting in ridicule around the office for weeks to come.

 

loonylion decided it was time to unleash his inner powers & with an ancient mystic encantation he turns everyone in the room into people with long enough tongues so they can lick their elbows easily.

 

And then everybody screamed like prepubescent female humans

 

No we think that's just you *everybody in the room stares at cjdogger*

 

... as Cj, being the cat/doglike being that he/she is, begins to groom and lick him/herself, with his/her newly acquired extra long tongue.

 

But CJDogger is nowhere to be found as CJ is on his laptop in the corner playing on MonBre

 

Of course *facepalm* but if CJ is playing on his/her laptop...Whos the one that screamed?...

 

It was Wendy who shouted while Stan was going "Pi Pew! Pi Pew!".

 

But Wendy's making burgers for us

 

Then, a dwarf comes out from a hole outta the ground and says "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" and blasts lazor at Wendy.

 

but luckily some wierd girl comes out from a time warp, and wacks CJ on the head with a guitar, and a robot comes out of his head, and defeats the dawrf with a multicolored piano keyboard that shoots rainbows

 

Picachu swallows not a thunder stone, but an under stone....

 

say what?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Then the dwarf says "This is going outta hand..." and then does a "FALCOWWWN PAAAWNCH" and hits Pikachu into the next year.

 

Crazytuna then acquired the ability to lick the back of his ears.

 

And CJDogger stole the electric guitar and began to play 'Through The Fire And The Flames'

 

CJ's guitar can transform into a sniper rifle that shoots gumdrops & Ice-lollies ;D

 

An Ice lolly 'penetrates' the dwarf in a bad way

 

By lolly do you mean the candy?

 

No, He ment boobless chicks....