The One-Sentence Story Game

bu he managed to escape with 3 anime girls

 

The anime girls suddenly became bi-polar and tearfully tried killing him.

 

but he survived and girls surrendered O.O

 

Then all men found they had to turn gay when it came to being an all male world so BranRaf and Crazytuna escaped to mars using branrafs newly built nuclear powered rocket that used explosive pulses to move and branraf and crazytuna set up a base and they together shot and killed cjdogger with the hammer of dawn and cjdogger was never to come back again, during this time of reckoning for cjdogger, the two warlords on mars said oh dear, you spilt your tea optimus" and they all lived happily ever after, until...

 

but luckily BranRAF had escaped and had regrettably gone without crazytuna, so an intergalactic space race began and Branraf was in the lead in his nuclear powered pulse shuttle, but CJkitty decided to team up with LoonyLion and they together used Banjo & kazooie to build a super fast ship due to loonylion destroying the deathstar whilst he was drink flying , but BranRAF had a plan... he had teamed up with the true ruler of Loonylion, he teamed up with Seph!

 

Crazytuna gets out of the catacombs of mars and he shouts : WTF BRANRAF!!!!!
He egts on his Tunamobile, which was reconstructed, and catched up with the racing teams and blew them up with a Tunabomb

 

CJkitty and Loony came across an endless supply of red tortoise shells, and were unstoppable until...

 

mario and luigi jumped out of no where with suicide bombz and literally whiped out CJkitty and Loony not before shouting: "ALLLAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

 

With Loony and CJ out of the race, the rest of the wacky racers had to mournfully continue on, to fight for the coveted first place trophy.

 

So, the fight for second was on!

 

CJKitty changed her fursona to a dog magically transforming into CJDogger the Enigma! ; CJD Enigma Form used his chaos blast paralysing all non mod+admin players in the game!, He healed CrazyTuna and sent him to assassinate BranRaf!

 

Whilst crazytuna had gone one way, BranRaf had used his space age technology to stealth his way around the racers and he stole the trophy and disabled the cameras, shot all the witnesses and brutally raped then murdered the judges - sorry simon - before running away and making the trophy unusable ever, ever again, whilst branraf was doing this Loony was licking Seph's shoes and CJD enigma was licking Loony's shoes when CJD realised he was dying of radiation poisoning and then sadly, to the great upsetting of the Romulation community, CJD had passed...

 

Meh, Cahos got tired of this MMO Racing game & logged onto an MMORPG instead where everyone from the MMO Racing game earlier are now PKing each other & ransacking each other's characters.

 

And Branraf woke up from his warped dream with CJDogger and Loony stood next to him angry at the fact that he said we would lick people's shoes in his dream and Simon rated the events as very dull with a frown on his face...

 

and then branraf got beat up and was put in hospital, incapable of talking for a few hours until...

 

the police arrived to conduct an investigation of the alleged assault.

 

Crazytuna came back to see what happened, he used his Tunapotion to max heal Branraf in a second