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The One-Sentence Story Game

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by BravePotato, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. branraf

    branraf Well-Known Member

    and Branraf comes along with his nuclear arsenal and destroyed every planet in our solar system apart from earth and crazytuna was caught by the radiantion and electromagnetic pulse which shut down his electric brain and stopped him from replying to anyone, he couldn't even breathe!
     
  2. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    but then Branraf woke up and realised it was all a dream... so he ate some branflakes his favourite breakfast cerial
     
  3. lewis9193

    lewis9193 Member

    with a side of jam
     
  4. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    He loves to dip his toast in jam and then... shove it up his nose! Yay ^_^
     
  5. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    He especially loved the smell as it was his very own concoction, Toe Jam. :p
     
  6. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    When he got out if his 'jam' high, he drank some freshly milked milk
     
  7. branraf

    branraf Well-Known Member

    Which was secretly poisoned with polonium-210 and branraf died and left his nuclear arsenal to cjdogger to do what he wants, however Jack Bauer comes along and uses his special drugs to revive branraf who still allows cjdogger access to his nuclear arsenal and they declare all out war on crazytuna, meanwhile branraf and cjdogger are in a Jacuzzi eating branflakes and they all lived in fear of being nuked after until someone wrote the next sentence.
     
  8. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    But then crazytuna even wondered if branraf has the ability to make a long single sentence. (god I cant even make a 20 word sentnce -_-)
     
  9. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    CJDogger swapped some of the nukes for gravity hammers and sniper rifles to take out fish in a fun way!
     
  10. metashinryu

    metashinryu Well-Known Member

    then duke nukem joined the party with two big bazookas...
     
  11. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    yay the devastator is my favourite DN3D weapon :)
     
  12. metashinryu

    metashinryu Well-Known Member

    mine too ^_^
     
  13. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Lara Croft joins the battle throwing her jugs... er Treasure vases at the men arguing.
     
  14. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    [​IMG]

    Also I totally remember that level.
     
  15. metashinryu

    metashinryu Well-Known Member

    then the mens arging gone crying like the sons of mommys they are(mwahahahahahaHA)
     
  16. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I was shocked when I heard that our high school class Valedictorian, who was a childhood girl friend (as in female friend, not girlfriend or lover) was very much into Duke Nukem. She was never into videogames ever since grade school through high school, a total nerd if you may. But when we met up in University (we were both from the same University) she exclaimed that she was playing Duke Nukem & was very much into it. I was like, "what the heck!? You like to play the most male Chauvenistic pig in videogaming history?".

    This little incident led me to accept female videogamers whole-heartedly because you just never know :eek:
     
  17. metashinryu

    metashinryu Well-Known Member

    umm... ARE YOU DISSING DUKE NUKEM DX
     
  18. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    NOBODY DISSES THE DUKE :p or expects the spanish inquisition, but details. first FPS I ever played was DN3D. (might even have been the first proper PC game I ever played too, it was either DN3D or C&C) Yes I was underage for both of them.
     
  19. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Well it's true, in one Duke Nukem game, there was this level where Duke was enjoying the strip dancer's performance on stage & you even get to give her a few dollars for being a total slut, now tell me that isn't degrading women :p

    Don't get me wrong, the games were good it's Just Duke's character is so stereotypical "macho insensitive man" ;D

    I'd bet he & Samus would make a good couple.
     
  20. crazytuna

    crazytuna Well-Known Member

    Hey what's up!!