The Kitchen Fight!

I'm happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but...

*takes a frying pan and performs High Time, followed by Aerial Rave, Helm Breaker, and Stinger on Lthrbelt777*

OWNED

 

that was actually bellsarc

 

Kitty... kat?

NOOO!!!! I have no reason to live

*stabs self with knife*

...Oh yeah, these things can't kill me.

*random lighting strike and sends into three-minute coma*

 

Tosses the cleaver at Corringer

 

*Tosses an midget at Seraphes*
Nya~!

 

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!... Or... am I a ghost?
Awesome!

*Raises sauce bottle as if its being lifted with a ghostly presence then spills sauce on dupasukas white shirt*

Woooo *Proceeds by making ghostly sounds*

 

*Strikes Bell with the saucepan

 

*Throws hot chilli seeds at ADM*

 

*Catches seeds in a grinder and sprays them at Sayuri*

 

*eats a muffin and mumbles: "I lost the game."*

 

*blows up oven, sending shrapnel everywhere*

F***!!! Got me in the eye...

 

*Bakes fairy cakes of doom*
These are effective weapons because no one is allowed to have any
*Munch munch munch*

 

*stares at cakes*

... No Corriger. The cake is a lie, you know that...

*gets struck by lightning again, since the knife is still in Corriger's chest*

 

*Continues munching on cakes*

 

ARGH!!! GIMME THOSE CAKES

*makes a move towards the cake, but is crushed by an elephant*

 

...?
*Still munches*

 

*Devil Triggers and sends elephant through roof*

GIMME THOSE CAKES!!!!!

*wields Rebellion but gets crushed by elephant again*

 

*Walks out of door and gives the cakes to the needy*

 

*Devil Triggers once more and sends elephant through roof*

WHERE DOES THAT DAMNED ELEPHANT KEEP COMING FRO-

*sees the cakes are gone*

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*get crushed by elephant*

 

*Climbs into the fridge and closes the door*