The Kitchen Fight!

summons MR. T

 

*Steals fish and eats it*
...Mrow...

 

me throws bellsarc in his industrial blender

WILL IT BLEND!?

 

*Breaks Blender, Throws blade at Hypnos*
...Purr...

 

*Takes a bunch of dishes and throws them around like the exploding blades of Lucifer*

 

*Throws midget at Corriger*
Touché

 

Takes cauliflower and shoves it in dupasuka's mouth*

Eat it. Eat it now. And enjoy it.

 

*puts pizza in oven and sets it to 175 degrees*

 

great pizza eh gets pizza cutter and chops buuureds tail off

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO *weeps over burnt pizza*

 

well i'm screwed *Gets a gun and shoots myself*

 

*Eats the gun*
... *Bang* YAY! My stomachs doing explosions!

 

Kitty kat can eat guns.

*looks at Pandora but decides against it*

*Gets Grandma Stuffums to cook food for everyone except kitty kat*

 

*Puts on puppy eyes for Corriger*

 

Trust me, you don't want Granny Stuffums to cook for you. When she cooks, her food comes alive.

And it tastes bad.

 

... ??? *Nods*...

 

Good kitty. Has cheeseburger.

*proceeds to throw knives at everyone except kitty kat*

 

catch knife then throw it back

 

*slices knife in half with Rebellion*

... this isn't a kitchen tool...

*Tosses Rebellion out a window. A second later, an agonized scream is heard.*

 

its not that surprising
*throws knife out the window.....*
*SCREAM is heard*
see