The Kitchen Fight!

*Boiling water washes off BBQ sauce and I get out.*
Aaaaaah that was nice.

 

[me=Blood]chops bell[/me]

 

brands Bloodlust with a branding poker

 

Aaaah massage, thanks blood.

*Bell does the same to Blood as thanks, thinking that Blood will like it*

 

*Puts Bell into a massive toaster*

Mmmmm. Toast netheads....

 

Heard from inside toaster. "I love sunbathing"

 

Arrrrgh! Shuts the toaster up and roasts Bell inside

 

Is so hot that I melt the side of the toaster and walks out then puts in Seraphes. "Thanks man that was nice! Your turn." Thinks Seraphes will like it. >:3

 

Nooooo!

*Whacks Bell down with frying pan*

 

... Turns around and says. "Dude. Did you just pat me on the head?"

 

[me=Blood]grates bell's ass with a grater coated with diamond for hardness[/me]

 

[me=YoshiFlip]hits blood on the head[/me]

 

*Lukong wakes up from being hit on the head with pan and calls out Human Torch to do a SuperNova

 

throw dairy products at lukong

 

Pushes Lthr into the oven and locks the door

 

[me=Blood]throws the legendary spoon at Seraph[/me]

 

*Dodges it, and sends a pot of boiling pasta at Blood

 

[me=Blood]eats the pasta, gets the spoon and hits Seraph with the spoon[/me]

 

*Grabs the offending spoon and scoops out Blood's eyeballs

 

[me=Blood's eyes]have spoons and scoops out Seraph's tissues[/me]