The "Insult the next poster" game

Hey Next guy i heard you was an emo and because you can't spell you to use emo stencils

 

hey guy below, yours so fat you have 2 postcodes

 

Hey next fellow, your arse stinks of moldy cheese

 

well can be true sometimes


hey ass face did you know a baboons ass is better looking then you!

 

Whew! Why'd your parents made such a disgusting abomination

 

;_; *Readies counter move

Je voudrais casser quelque chose. Est.ce que je peux emprunter votre nez?
Ich mó'chte etwas kaputtmachen. Kann ich mir Deine Nase borgen?
Me apetece romper algo. Mi presti il tuo naso?
I would like to break something. Can I borrow your nose?

 

Did you spill my litre? (I have no clue what that means but it's in my insults list)

 

next dude why the hell do you have such a lame shaped head? :-\

 

because it got stuck between the next guys mum's legs

 

thats probably true...

hey next guy/girl

You're so ugly that when two guys broke into your house you yelled "rape" and they said no thanks

 

I'm a boy and I doubt they are gay but if they are they mixed houses up as they wanted to sexors a homophobe

 

Your momma was a snowplow!

 

Yo papa is a terrible drunkard

 

Can it, smelly nose!

 

hey man the idea is to rip and store, not make cabin houses with coasters.

 

Hey - you are a bonehead.

 

Your insults are repetetive

 

huh? you mean the next poster who will post.

 

@ ian
Yes.


The next guy's breath smells worse than a goat's bum!