The "Insult the next poster" game

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Maybe...
The next poster is so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death...
BUT HE CAN STILL POST BECAUSE HE IS THE UNDEAD!!! WE ARE ALL GONNAA DIE NOW!!

 

How'd you know I was coming?

(Ironic-I have been locked up-but in fast food-and currently working in a dam super marker-STARVING and dying...)

Next poster has ate thier pink coloured gundam model kits, and wants to eat more to enjoy thier robot goodness-YA CRAZY OTAKU!

 

YUMY!
The next poster wants to eat the plastic shit I make after eating these delecioz GUNDAMZ!

 

I gave them to you already-I SHIZ GUNDAMS!

...next poster made me laugh because he ate my crap...

 

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The next poster is stupid enough to laugh at me.

 

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Next person is so emo he made a fellow emo laugh.

[me=mds64]points at his smile[/me]

 

YOU LAUGHED!
[me=MIKEAC]FIRES HIS FACEPALM LAZOR AT MDS64[/me]
AND DONT RANT ON EMOS BECAUSE THEY HAVE LESS BLOOD THAN YOU!!!

The next person is so stupid, he took a spoon to the superbowl and saaid...
WHERE CAN I FIND THE WHORES!!!

 

...Being emo-with little blood-nor in america-I don't go to super bowls.

Next poster is so girly-even female pop stars try to dress like him!

 

OMIGASH HOWD U KNOW!!!
Female popstars have never seen me, so how can they dress like me?
If mds posts after me, every poster after him is stupid.
No bady is worse than mds!

 

That means I'm smarter than them..

Next poster is mikeac-THAT IS A HUGE INSULT!

 

YES IT IS.
BUT me a liar.
Next poster is mds64.
THAT IS A BIIGGER INSULT

 

wait I is?

next poster is so fat that somes japanese guys yelled GODZILLA when they saw you.

 

Um no. Godzilla wasn't really fat, just reallllllly tall.
And I guess I am pretty tall being 6 foot 1 :S
Anyway,

The next poster is so blonde, they dyed their hair blonde.

 

Nao I'm not.

My headz crap colord.

You seem to be blond enough...

The next person here is so stupid, he/she shoved his/her face into an anime book and called it "His/her first kiss".

 

damn... i though no one saw that!

next poster is so slow snails run circles around you!

 

If I'm nice enough to let them.

Next poster is so screwy, he undressed a doll and gave his mom a sex ed lesson.

 

crazy idiot...
next poster is so stupid he thought that swiping a card really meant swiping it (like in Dora's Swiper the Fox)
i do not watch that anymore

 

I AM GONNA GET YOU!!!!!


Next poster hates everyone because he is here thats why he is so stupid and i hate him too... (Oops... *Runs*)

 

hahahaha.....
next guy, you are so much of a moron that you keep on talking about the same subject on and on and on to everyone...

 

*jumps on him* AAAAHHHH! I SAID THAT I WAS GONNA GET THE NEXT ONE!

Next poster even can`t remember his name, so stupid he is! (This is a good place to get your feelings out, thanks!)