The Factbook

I have an irrational hatred of people on public transport.

 

345) No matter how hard you try, you can't ignore something that is stabbing you.

 

346- This sentence could be an oxymoron

 

347) Armadillos have the bigest dick to body ratio.

 

348) CJ envies Armadillos

 

349) That last post was predictable

 

350) CJ is a transformer, he can transform into & out of being cjkittycat to cjdogger.

*Transformers transformation sound plays on the background

He glomps mighty tight too.

 

351) Dryer lint is not a good replacement for cotton candy.

 

352) Pot was banned because of the lumber industry when they found out hemp was about to replace wood pulp to make paper.

 

353- ^More kids would go to school if that happened

 

354. You can buy a lot for 1 Philippine peso a long time ago, well that's what the old people say.

C.R.V. EDIT:

I just numbered your post

 

355. This has got to be the most eff'd up piece of information I ever found...

Simon Cowell, THE Simon Cowell of American Idol fame was the man behind the creation of Teletubbies

No wonder he's so high strung, he hasn't had enough Tubby nap time, LMAO!

 

356. Almost the fact in here was spam. This thread becoming Spambook.

 

358. pardon my french but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass you'd have a diamond in two weeks

 

359. After this night (yes it's night time here already) I might not be around, yet again for several days still.

 

hot dog buns come in packages of six while hot dogs come in packages of eight. no lie.

 

361) Working at costa coffee in england on the M6 toll is the best job if celebrity spotting

 

362) the universe is currently expanding

 

363) Microsoft is retarded for trying to make me reactivate my version of windows for no reason