The Factbook

36. Viruses are living and non-living..... pretty simple.

 

37.Viruses have no nuclei

 

38. I like cat girls ^_^




o.k, seriously...

38. compase doesnt lead you to earth's north pole.

 

When you reach the north pole, a compass doesn't work.... and every way is SOUTH

 

40. Ctrl + Alt + Del can solve most of the software related problem

 

41.coke was originally green

 

42. when a man and a woman in love, sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha

 

43. Someone died playing the computer too long

 

44. Compasses are useless in Canada as Earth's magnetic poles are located thier.

 

45. anything will look more cute when you add a pair of cat ear on it.

 

46. Taipei 101 is the tallest man-made structure in the world.

 

um actually that isnt??


47. Pokemon Yellow was the best selling game in the 90's

 

48. Candles were initially made of bees wax in Egypt.

 

49. coca cola was orignally contained cocaine
50. A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories
51. It would take 1,120,000 mosquito bites to drain the average human of blood.
52. 90% of emails sent are SPAM related. It's estimated that 100,000,000,000 unsolicited commercial messages travel the Internet each day. [i wonder what it is for spam posts :S ]
53. In 1985, a pregnant women was falsely accused of shoplifting a basketball.
54. Each day, up to 4 billion meteoroids fall to Earth. Most of them are minuscule in size.
55. Barbie's boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.
56. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
57. Thomas Edison, the light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark. [go figure ]

if your wondering where i get all these facts, i have a myspace aplication

 

58-158, CHUCK NORRIS STYLE! (Please ignore the numbers, because those are the rating, and I just copied and pasted

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. 2154 8.433
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 3317 8.429
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. 2653 8.424
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 1913 8.397
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. 5145 8.392
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2312 8.390
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 1393 8.376
Chuck Norris can speak braille. 1824 8.362
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. 65 8.354
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. 2216 8.351
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". 1603 8.250
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. 1557 8.218
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 735 8.197
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. 408 8.174
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. 571 8.172
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." 939 8.130
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 804 8.116
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 1024 8.054
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 1053 8.033
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. 1103 8.013
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. 2703 8.006
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 1076 7.942
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef. 1071 7.917
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. 1155 7.904
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. 1050 7.878
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. 1123 7.866
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 68 7.838
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 876 7.727
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris 850 7.711
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. 1149 7.681
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 905 7.650
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 1113 7.649
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. 869 7.638
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 749 7.637
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister. 780 7.606
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. 872 7.597
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. 908 7.589
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up. 868 7.556
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. 876 7.546
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. 799 7.533
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. 952 7.509
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. 971 7.508
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. 633 7.498
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder. 471 7.493
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first. 57 7.491
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 838 7.484
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 419 7.475
In 1991, Chuck Norris shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes. 49 7.449
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 623 7.446
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time. 79 7.430
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. 788 7.396
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. 61 7.393
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. 812 7.368
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins. 736 7.365
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. 715 7.357
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. 732 7.342
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. 865 7.341
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.
987 7.325
Chuck Norris can drown a fish. 681 7.323
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". 1040 7.301
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. 713 7.299
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris 765 7.295
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. 709 7.295
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. 747 7.292
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. 658 7.286
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. 1141 7.281
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. 763 7.261
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. 832 7.250
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. 711 7.241
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris. 861 7.223
Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way. 508 7.201
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano 135 7.200
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 472 7.195
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things. 738 7.183
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please." 909 7.176
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. 240 7.175
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that. 557 7.172
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley. 248 7.169
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 817 7.168
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." 870 7.147
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is. 829 7.125
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. 649 7.123
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye. 449 7.118
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. 697 7.113
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." 694 7.098
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. 735 7.094
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. 757 7.070
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. 762 7.066
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says. 704 7.065
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 769 7.062
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. 699 7.059
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis. 750 7.053
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. 806 7.053
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil. 742 7.049
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats. 836 7.043
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing. 744 7.043
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. 693 7.043
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." 761 7.043
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure. 781 7.041
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 689 7.026

 

In Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels, '' they have likewise discovered two lesser stars or satellites which revolve about Mars ( Which are of course Phebos and Demos)...'' What's shocking in this qoute is that the book got published in 1726 and Mars' two satellites were discovered in 1877!

 

160: this topic have become spamish.

 

@CloudBoii12: It depends on each person, but that is a general measurement, you can either be over or under by a few centimetres.

 

161: hottest place on earth: El Azizia in Libya recorded a temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 -- the hottest ever measured. In Death Valley, it got up to 134 Fahrenheit on July 10, 1913.

162: the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

163: The Moon is still moving away -- about 1.6 inches (4 centimeters) a year. Meanwhile, Earth's rotation is slowing down, lengthening our days. In the distant future, a day will be 960 hours long!

 

164: kids stop becoming adorable when they reach 15. then they're legally teenagers
it's an age where i stop liking them too