the BEST game

Why didn't skitty ask a question?

Because he's dumb.

Why can't we live forever?(not scientifically)

 

Because we are meant to suffer like hell on earth. And when we die we will continue to suffer in hell.
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood,

 

He would chuck, he would, as much wood as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.



Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine?
Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers
Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?

 

I think he picked 7
Why is this THE worst thread ever?

 

Cause it was started by the worst person ever. Joking ......or am I?
Who's posting next?

 

Me ;D (Didn't see that huh?)

What mammal is totally sweet,flips out and kill people?

 

yo mama on crack. ;D ;D ;D

Why do people fuck other people and then break apart?

 

They do?
Why don't you explain to me how?

 

Certainly; when a man and woman fall in love, they eventually have sexual intercourse... This intercourse produces extreme chemical reactions through the mind and body. When a woman is bored with the same piece of equipment, she moves to another source, thus explaining why people fuck and leave... In fact, it is called the "Fuck and Leave Theory."

Why did I buy a PSP instead of a DS? :-[

 

Because you saw the South Park episode about "Kenny and the Golden PSP" and wanted 2 try. (It didn't work.)

Why does habit317 know so much about this "Fuck and Leave Theory" ???

 

because he has proved it over and over...

y du ai ate xat speek??...

 

why don't you speak proper English?
because you don't care.

why can't people shit on other people

 

Because that sir, is frowned upon by society.

Why do I have a hangover?

 

cause you do not drink responsibly.
why do i think this thread is lame

 

Because it doesn't have anything really interesting going on in it.

Have you ever broken a bottle over your head?

 

once, and it didn't go as well as i expected...

have you ever tried to cook??...

 

Once in a while when my mom is not in. Ehh it's edible.
Why isn't this thread locked?

 

errr... because... errr... the admins... are... errr... on vacation, yeah... that's it, vacation... they're on vacation...


why don't i like ipod??...

 

Because it's monopolizing the MP3 player industry.

Why don't I like the Apple iPhone?