Tell a lame joke!

Serenity: Hey Ash, i heard the doctor said you have cancer.
Ash: what? is that a pokemon that you cannot catch in johto region?
Serenity: no, its cancer.

 

Mr. Art painted a picture. It was a LoonyLion.
The Lion came to life.
The Lion ate Mr. Art.
The End -_-

 

What does it sound like to beat up a drummer?
Dudum- Chish!
(That noise drummers make when someone makes a joke)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it saw a fox on the same side.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

 

did you know alfie patten (13 year old boy who got his girlfriend pregnant) is joining fathers for justice?

yeah, he already has a superman costume

 

^Lolz^

How do you win a pokemon battle?

 

Lame jokes, aye? Ok, methinks me gots one:

Internet Explorer

 

Bwahahaha! Oh that one rules!