Tell a lame joke!

And I bet you might of heard that from the movie "My Best Friends Girl". ;D

 

This one is lame as

One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

The other two guys say, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.

Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked the other two.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.

"Whats that for?" asked the other two.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

 

Confusing joke casper1910....

 

I know that's what I thought. It's just a really stupid joke. Probably one of the stupidest jokes I can remember.

 

Well it gets 10/10 for lameness

 

That's what SHE said last night!

 

Yeah that's what I was aiming for heheh

yes that is also a very lame joke

 

Classic lame

 

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in England?

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush"

 

here is one one of three copy cats jumped of a bridge how many were left none because all of them copied each other sorry for the joke and possibly killing millions on this thread but I felt like I was leaching this great site

 

Who was the first copycat copying lol

 

Classic win?

 

I don't get it... And the name toothbrush is because the size of the classic toothbrush generally brushes one tooth at a time. Or that's what I heard anyway... Crappy trivia books

 

Guy was driving at the middle of the night, he saw an old man, he ignored him, he saw the old man again, again, he ignored him, He's thinking that he got lost, so once he saw the old man again, he stopped, he said: "umm excuse me sir, but how do i get out of this place?" the man replied, "if you want directions, buy one of my books I'm selling" "How much?" said Guy. "1499 pesos" (pesos is the currency of my country) "geez, that's a high price, but I'll buy it" so he bought the book and the old man showed the way to get out of there, but before Guy left, the old man said, "Do not look at the last page of the book, If you did, YOU will surely regret it..." so Guy kept that in mind. When he got home, he read the book, he got sleepy, but he cant sleep. He got so temptated on the last page of the book. so he turned to the last page of the book and when he saw the last page... he did regret it.


You know whats written in the last page of the book?


National Bookstore- 29 pesos.

 

Two geese flew south and the middle one was eaten by a shark.

Talk about stupidity

 

A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon.

When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15.

This went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with the flu and went to the doctor to get a flu shot.

The shot killed all the germs inside her except for three. These three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their survival plans.

One germ said, "I am going to hide between two toes on her left foot. I don't think the antibiotics will find me there".

A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear. I don't think they'll find me there."

The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"

L-A-M-E!

 

I thought it was funny, made me laugh.

Cake or Bed?

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts. "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for a few weeks now.

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light now? Does it look like I have 'GE' written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

"Fine!" says the wife. Then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which the husband replied, "Fix the fridge door?" Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

"Fine!" says the wife. "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break." To which the husband replies, " I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps!" He continues, " Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so, and I've had enough of you, I'm going to the Bar!"

So he goes to the Bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices the stairs are fixed. When he enters the house the hallway light is fixed. When he gets to the kitchen to grab a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey, how did you get everything fixed?", asked the husband. She replies, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me, 'What's wrong?", and so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or make him cake."

The husband responds, "So what kind of cake did you bake for him?"

The wife replies, "Helllllllllloooooooooo, do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I DON'T THINK SO!"

 

is it lunch yet?

No.

Now?

No.

*after 10 mins.*

Now?

RRRR... HERE HAVE ALL THE FOOD.

*Munch*

*after 6 secs.*

Is it dinner yet?



-_-

 

Heheheh ;D that one is alright

 

what the... you just said my brothers life O_O