Tell a lame joke!

How many pokemon games will it take for all creativity to be lost?
Shouldn't you already know that?! Bid-duh!

 

Q: What do you call a McDonald's Frykid downloading ROMs?
A: A ROMburglar

Q: On which gaming platform do Emos play videogames on?
A: On an Emo-lator

Q: How many Otakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three, one who'll actually change the light & two others who'll Cosplay as the one changing the light.

 

I find your second one quite good...

When did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
When it was Crush hour at 5 a cluck

What is green with red spots all over?
I don't know but it sounds bloody gross!

An Irish man; an English man and a Muslim man are being punished with 100 lashes; they can all have two things to protect themselves
The Muslim man says "I don't need protection; Allah will help me and if not it is a test"
He gets whipped 100 times
The Irish man says "I'll have two pillows"
He ends up getting whipped 32 times when the pillows rip
The English man says "I'll have the Irish man for 50 whips and the Muslim man for the rest"
He gets no whips but shortly after he gets beaten up anyway by the Muslim and the Irish man anyway

 

Har har har you englishmen are so clever.

 

so a married woman was making a new email account. she was having a hard time thinking of a good password because earlier someone hacked onto her other account.she was having a hard time. suddenly she had to take a crap. just after she left the computer her husband went on to the computer. a mischievous husband he was, he entered in:
my penis
as the password. a second after the computer said,"cannot make password, password to short"

that took a while to type :/

 

Nice one W€$, I just love toilet humor or what we call here as green jokes ;D

 

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"

 

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

-Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo

 

Ugh! really, really lame

 

In the end the English man is worse off...

Hmm... Why do lawyers get that stereotype?

 

Because of some of their tactics. In fact, my history teacher went to law school, and they taught her plenty of ways to "legally lie"

W€$'s joke reminded me of my favorite IRC quote (or one of them)

"If my **** was laid out on a keyboard, it'd go all the way from A to Z.
Wait a second.... shit"

 

lolz

 

first time you ever complimented me WOWZ!

 

Here's the worst joke ever told: "A baby seal walks into a club......."

 

BWAHAHAHA.

 

-_- that wasnt lame WAS LAME OWNAGE

 

I hate seal clubbers

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over bays, they would be bagels!

Why is Superman's shirt so tight?

'cause he wears "S" size!

 

the last one was good...

 

I want to apologize in advance for the lameness of this joke.
I've got one thats pretty lame:
A preiest and a rabbi are walking down a street and they see a young boy.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says "I'd really like to screw that kid"
The rabbi says "out of what?"