Tell a lame joke!

So... no bumpies?
Oh well, search has always been my friend!


Haha.... a forum member using search, that'll be my joke of this post.

 

thats not even a funny race joke thats just mean

 

they arent offensive, told to a black dude and he just started laughing.

 

Regardless, you are still using a racial slur.

I'm black, and didn't find the jokes funny... ???

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

*cricket sound*

 

that wasnt too lame, I lolled....

 

I swear that same message was texted to my dad's phone recently.... And the thing thought was: "That truly is a lame joke..." Coincidence or what?

 

It's a very violent & a bit sexist game, but GTA San Andreas has worsened the image of Blacks

 

Its more that the stereotypes are becomme more accepted and regaurded as less racist than they used to be. Also every movie these days black people call each other niggers, ect,making people think thats its generally accepted. Unfortunately its still pretty offensive.

Anyway.... I used to have a black friend once, but then my dad sold him.

 

How many bards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten, one to change it and nine to sing about how good the old one was.

Haha I lol'd

 

see im not the only one making racial jokes. ecepecially from a mod. bad influence

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

*cricket sound......*

 

Why did the frog cross the road?........To see his flat mate! (in Oz a flat is like a unit/apartment)
Yup.. thats the lamest joke i know! haha.

 

CJ: What time is it dude?
--A friend--: I think it's 20 to 1...
CJ: Nope; it's peanut butter jelly time!
--A friend--: No that again... You seriously spend too much time on that computer...
CJ: It's a laptop and it's Oh-Some!

 

What's green, fuzzy, and when it falls out of a tree can kill you?

A pool table

Which of the Miss America contestants is the sluttiest?

Miss Idaho!

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

Because they don't have balls.

What is long, brown and runs around the garden??

A fence.


Did you hear about the two ants on the toilet seat? One of them got pissed off.

What's green and has wheels?


Grass.... I lied about the wheels

What's 40 feet long and reeks of human waste?

Line dancing at the nursing home.

An old lady is sitting at home waiting for her husband Herman to come home. She turns on the TV and sees a breaking news story, that a car is traveling the wrong way on the freeway. She decides to call Herman and warn him about the car. She does, and Herman replies, "Hah, one car? There's hundreds of 'em!"

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest breasts?

The blonde, because she's 18.

97-year-old Mildred's husband died several days ago. Stricken with sorrow, she went to her doctor's and pronounced: 'I've just lost the will to live. Can you kill me so that I may join my dearest husband in heaven?' The doctor replied: 'I'm sorry, but that's something I'm not allowed to do.' 'What's the easiest way for me to do it myself then?' 'Shoot yourself in the heart. It's just below your left breast.'

The next day, 97-year-old Mildred was sent into emergency diagnosed with a gunshot wound to the left knee.


I'm done...

 

Some of those are pretty good, but there are alot of naughty one's too