Tell a lame joke!

A lame one

 

How do you tell when an Indian boy becomes a man....
The nappy is moved from his arse to his head.

Sorry if I've offended anyone,didn't mean to.

If you can take another one :

What has a great set of balls and brings joy yo thousands of women?
A bingo machine.

(Edited to resolve a double post violation)

 

1st one: Truly lame T_T
2nd one: Not bad actually

 

im totally sure second one iz good man

one man puke on the street when another one is passing by
the other man says him: man are you gonna eat that?

 

Remember, only users loose drugs . . . .


Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

 

I have one:

What did the monkey say as he slid down the giraffe's neck?

"So looooonnngggg!"



My muffin one was taken earlier so I'll tell a different one:

Two guys are drinking in a bar. The first guy says to the other guy "Dude you have to check out this awesome drink. It's amazing." The second man says "Why, what does it do?" The first man says "Watch. Bartender, I'll have a double."

The first man drinks the double, steps outside, climbs the roof, jumps off and stops in midair just before he hits the ground. He comes back inside and says "See. Pretty cool huh?"

The second guy is impressed so he orders a double and does the same, but when he jumps off the roof he hits the ground and dies. The first man starts laughing like crazy and the bartender turns to him and says "Man, you're a real a$$hole sometimes Superman."

 

what did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabi! (what's up b)

 

that one winned a contest dude O_O btw

what a lampost is doing alone on a street:imitating a police

 

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

Wasn't the original title of this post "tell a lame joke"
not "tell as many lame jokes in one post as you possibly can but be sure not to go over 22 as that would be rude and presumptive...."

 

Simple yet effective.

Two blondes walk into a bar...you would think one of them would say 'ow'.

(chirp chirp) ok...silence...

 

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Win!

 

Got an email with these in it from someone and I didn't feel like deleting the numbers.

I never saw anything that said I only had to post one at a time either, so yeah.

 

You don't have to post one at a time >.< They were awesome (some >.<)

 

what do you say when you see a floating tv in the dark?

DROP IT NIGGER

why do black people lift weights?
tvs are getting heavier

 

I know they're jokes but could you turn off the racism please?

 

I thought the idea was to tell a lame joke, not to be a racist moron. That was just simply offensive, not funny or lame.

 

ah, i think i always make lame joke.

A: I'm pissed off.
B: There's a toilet. Go there next time.

 

But yeah there are several old threads all about jokes meant to offend or contain racist remmarks, I won't give you the links to them though

And even if you do find them, I locked them just in case ;D