Tell a lame joke!

Bob: Hey dude i've got a joke
Fred: Okay then, I hope it's not another one of those lame jokes..
Bob:Yay!!
Bob:Chlemidia.
Fred: Huh? I don't get it...
Bob: No, the proper grammer is "I don't got it..."
Fred: Idiot...

 

(no offence to anyone)

you stink so bad, that when you use the deodarent Right Guard, it turned Left

your so ugly, that when you entered a haunted house, you came out with a job...

I have more, but I dont think those are "lame"...

 

A man walked into a bar

It really hurt ;D

 

Loonylion changed CJDogger's name to CJKittyKat...
He thought the prank was funny...
But CJ got his revenge... --Too be continued--

The end will make this seem like a joke story X_X

 

Confucius say, "Man who run sideways through airport, is going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, "Man who drop watch in toilet, has shitty time."

 

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, place it in the fridge and close the door.
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, place the elephant inside the fridge and close the door.

How do you know when an elephants been in your fridge? there's foot prints in the butter.

 

How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."

(Post edited to remove a violation of the "Do not multiple post" rule on the list of [rules])

 

Ummmmm, This one is lame:

You're reading my post and you don't even know who I am.

 

what do you ask a handicapped?

why did the chicken cross the road.

say no to every answer he gives you.

reply with, "Because he could."




should be offending thats why i like these type of jokes

 

And i've got something offensive I could say to you, there's a kid in my school who is handicapped, I don't see how it's fair to joke about things like that.

 

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

What does a human and a slinky have in common?

They're both useless until you push them down stairs......then they're fun to watch.

 

first time ive ever seen u say sumthin nice

 

yah realy

 

how do you get 10 balls?

-You get 5 guys.

 

Lame & naughty ;D

 

Perhaps you should look more... ¬_¬

This joke is so awesome that it'll knock your socks off!
*Pulls everybody's socks off
See! ^_^

 

Me - Knock Knock

You - Who's There ?

Me - Corn

You - Corn Who ?

Me - Corn Flakes

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

This joke Killed me and a Friend when i said it when we was HIIIGH for the First time.
Funny, Memaroble Times
=D

 

Bob: Hey CJ, i've taken drugs
CJ: Hahaha; you suck!

Drugs are bad; do not take drugs. Drugs harm your body and you may do things you don't want...

 

What Kinda Joke is this ?