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stupid one liners (why not)

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by aciddream, Sep 8, 2007.

  1. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    If something is foolproof, nature will invent a better fool.
     
  2. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    man, i've post this in another thread, but i'll post it again...


    yesterday, a friend of mine looked at a really hot girl and said...

    ''damn, that butt deserves an oscar...

    i couldn't stop laughing at him...
     
  3. nisbahmumtaz

    nisbahmumtaz Well-Known Member

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups,he pushes the earth down instead.-
    The Chuck Norris list
     
  4. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    Heres another from the Chuck Norris list.

    Brokeback Mountain- a hit movie about "cowboys" and the name of the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris' front lawn
     
  5. meminpanda

    meminpanda Well-Known Member

    meminpanda walks into a bar and.... wait!