Stupid, funny & ridiculous things your parents told you as a kid.

i have something ridiculous to share with everyone

when I was little my parents told me
"Brian honey, don't pull the dog's tail or he will eat you"

i doubt that my 7 year old German shepherd who loves me would eat me

 

My parents told my brother as a joke that they bought him from gypsies for a nickle, and me that my real mother left me at our house and never came back for me.

 

My Gf's parents told her that if she got out of bed at night, sharks would eat her (and it messed with her later on >.< )

 

My Cousins friend and her friend is a vegetarian and her parent told her that chicken was a vegstable so that she would eat some meat

Also my mum told me if i watched to much T.V I'd get square eyes
and some other stuff that i can't remember

 

Oh, gosh, and when they learned the truth they PUKED

 

same here...though i can barley see without glasses now.

 

they told me if i play to many i'll get fat and they were right on that on too

 

they told me that if i was a bad kid they will call a dude to take me out of the house whit a bag and that he will leave me in a desert to die of heat and alone o3o