SQUAT or SIT(TOILET)

i squat on a toilet pictured on the sit option and i use water and soap

 

GO TO CHINA! And other countires around the world. Resturants and "public washrooms", you squat. When taking a dump, a huge dump, that will be a prob. Even apartments have them! I was so...
...wow! I took a dump once, I legs hurted... ...oh well. There is NO Toilet paper! In the washrooms! You use your own. Either that or you buy them ($1 china money which is like 14 cents Canadian). For $1, you can buy so much food. Bread, milk, eggs, rice, etc. No taxes or other crap! Still, look around the place or you will get run over. I almost got run over...

 

lol, nice thread!

Sit+paper btw. It's just too good to play with my DS or reading while taking a dump xD

 

I hosed my ass once, felt like a $2 rim-job by a robot prostitute. I sit, wipe and piss with my dick tucked between my legs. Hindus believe that donkeys taught men how to piss while standing, but not having four legs men always pissed all over the place while the donkeys laughed.
I do prefer a purpose build urinal for pissing(preferaly with a picture of a politician to aim at) but for bombing my chocolate torpedoes at historical religious characters(imagination plays a wonderful and exciting part in my defecation) I prefer the targeted delivery system of a cold hard throne.

 

I prefer sit+paper of course! Squatting hurts my thigh and its not comfy if you are wearing a real tight jeans or dumping real long )X

 

squat is better for me. because that position makes your butt hole open larger, so it's ease the feces to drop. and, i also found that taking a dump in the river is so much faster. it shocked me when i see that the feces drop so easy, it doesn't cut/break! my feces was almost 1 meter! 'holy ....! it's like a yellow snake swimming in the river!'

 

I will use what is available...

 

Hehehe. LOL at the toilet. We Filipinos do sit, thank you very much.
Imagining how the people in this thread..erm..."do it" pretty much ruined my day.

 

yeah for our country...lol

 

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[me=hYpNoS]vomits[/me]


...too much info...

 

I sit and use toilet paper. >_>

Wouldn't the hose feel kinda ... funky??

 

I can't fairly answer this one since I do what is necessary to fire one out. though I usually wipe instead of hosing myself off as I don't like the wet feeling.

 

I like the sitting down and the tube. We call it here bibet or vivet or something. well, its like a faucet for your ass, its directed to it and spray your shit away..

well, my mother kinda had a major decoration in our house and change it to hose... at first i thought of it disgusting cause you need to point it and put it in your ass, but then, i got used to it and well...its ok now.

I dont like paper...its more disgusting and it can clogged your toilet and just think how to unclogged it... especially if you cant find the wire... you have to do it manually... also, its like the shit is like still there so, your ass still has shit...eww...

 

its a bidet

 

thanks. well, i really like it, especially when i have a hard one and the water pressure is real high... its like a laser cleaning my ass...

 

since i lived in India for a while( i am in Canada right now) i know how painful it is if you have to squat for a 40 minute dump(personal experience) and if you have diarrhea while squatting(personal experience) so i personally hate squatting. i usually sit and use toilet paper but sometimes i hose. i don't know how you can use a laptop while squatting but oh well you should try( i do not actually do that).

 

If your feces is yellow, then you have some issues that need to be resolved.

 

in countries that have the holes in the floor, how do paraplegics use them?

 

bars in both side of the walls its like gymnastics

 

...really?

Thats a disturbingly bad mental image...