Spanish Woman Claims Sun_wants to charge for use

Maybe she's trying to get everyone to be nocturnal.

 

Its ok guys, all move to the UK. You don't even have to bother working because benefits will pay for your sun tax.

 

i think you are too late for that, the government already claim that.

 

I claim that claim that you claim

 

lol this is funny
but meh she won't get it

 

I own the snow. 5$ charge for a snowball thrown, 25$ for snowman, 50$ for igloo...
Oh, and I'm suing you if your dog takes a piss on my pure, white snow.

 

Thank goodness I live in Singapore, where the only snow I can see is artificial.

 

well people, since nobody said it. i own the air. everyone stop breathing or ill sue you guys unless you pay!!!!

 

I own women.

 

Yay, someone else from Singapore. I like snow, but dont feel comfortable in it(Im from Canada, live in Singapore). Give me Singapore's nice warm weather anyday.

 

I'll make sure to sue her for every sunburn, crop ruined, and paint lost on my car.

It'd be her fault. She owns the sun

 

Let's wait until she visits her property, then she can claim it.

 

She gets the Sun? Then I dibs the moon. Since it creates the tides, I own them too. There's a $20 fee for when the waves reach higher than predicted in the weather forecast.

 

If you pay attention to the article, it says she got the idea after reading about a guy who claimed ownership of the moon and a couple of planets.

 

thats nothing, wait til you see desert country like africa sue her sun for drying up the land.

 

In case anyone actually wants to know the legal stance on this

 

LOL at Star Lawyer XD