Spam Thread Mk. IV

I'm not doing much, and I'm actually not so miserable, so that's good.

 

'lo

Hey Phoenix, I'm glad to see your cancer got cured

 

Came to check to see how things are going here, because I'm fed up with seeing my internet news feed of how our new President is fucking bonkers.

So, what did I miss?

 

Reider came out.

 

Ouch. How many ROMs/ISOs were hit by this?

That's cool. A lot of people have been doing that these days.
Has Reider been doing alright ever since?

 

Hah, fag.

 

So you're an official faggot now?

It's okay, I'll always love you <3

 

Smoking isn't good though.

 

Don't worry, I don't smoke.

I'm smokin' though.

 

Perhaps you should consider dousing yourself in water then?

 

Was this an invitation to take a shower together with you?

 

It wasn't but I'm sure you're just gonna say I'm in de nile.

 

There are quite a lot of crocodiles in the Nile, let's not go for a swim there.

How brave of you to suggest it though, I'll give you credits for that.

 

thats a big pic you got there

 

You have a bigger pic, Natewlie.

 

Not sure who you are but not really. I have the tiniest of micropenises.

 

Not sure what that means...